The Life Of Famous People

One day some stars were meeting for coffee, the people that came were, Lady Gaga, Po the Telletuby, Tina Fey, George Lopez, and Abraham Lincoln. Off they went to Starbucks which was a personal favorite for all of them. Too bad though because while they were waiting for Betty White, they played a game of hide and seek. Gaga counted “1, 2, 3, 4, 5……..” pretty soon all of her friends were scattered around the city. Since Lady Gaga cannot walk very fast in those heels of hers it was taking her an awful long time. All of the hiders got bored and decided to have a day on the town. This is what they did.

Po:
“La, La-La, La, La!” sang Po as she whizzed past stores on her scooter. “What should I do, where should I go?” she though. Then Po remembered it was Lala’s birthday. “Uh oh.” Po said out loud, “What am I going to do? I know!” she happily exclaimed. Pretty soon Po and Lala were inside a salon. “What are we doing here?” Lala asked. “Getting are nails done for your birthday present.” Po explained. “But Po,” Lala said hesitantly “we don’t have nails.” Po was so upset she was about to cry when Lala started laughing, apparently she thought this was funny. So Po went along with it and laughed too. Her and Lala went home and ate a Sundae.

Tina Fey:
As Tina was strolling down the block she met Alec Baldwin, her co-star from “30 rock”. To impress him she pretended to be on the phone with the president, “One sec,” she mouthed “Obama here is a real chatter.” She incorrectly informed him. Alec was so jealous he stormed off to his house and called the president. “Why don’t we have any personal conversations?” he angrily asked him. “I-I don’t know what you’re talking about.” Obama stuttered. “Don’t lie to me Barrack, I heard Tina on the phone with you talking away!” Tina Fey got sued that day.

George Lopez:
George was slowly strolling down the street with the sun burning down on his head. “Why can’t the just make hats big enough for me?!” he yelled to the sky. Everyone stared, George just power walked down that street like nothing happened. At the corner it was like the angles from above had been sent to come rescue George. There was a sign, a sign that would change his whole life he thought. The sign read “Plus Size Hats Available here!”. George sprinted in and bought the whole store. Sadly the sign had actually read “Plus size Cats”, Geoege Lopez had just bought a whole store of fat cats.

Abraham Lincoln:
Abe didn’t know what to do, or where he was for that matter since he was transported here in a time machine. As he was walking around, Top hat and all, Colby Bryant came up to him and was all “Whoa dude, you are seriously tall! How would you like to come play some b-ball with me and my boys?” “Why thank you, I do take pride in my height.” Abe replied honestly. “Yaaaaaaaaaaaa, so let’s go then!” Colby said dragging Abe with him. Turns out he was better than he thought at basketball and now Abraham Lincoln is the start of the Boston Celtics.

Betty White: Outside of Starbucks you could hear the purr of a golf cart (if golf carts even do purr). Out came Betty White searching for her friends. They were nowhere to be found, she had checked everywhere. Everywhere in Starbucks that is. Betty was tired and since her friends blew her off she decided to go home and take a nap. Now, Mrs. White might not know what her friends were up to that day, but at least we do.