What If Toys Could Talk?

If toys could talk they would be super anoyying. "Play with with me!" "Ouch my arm won't bend that way!" "Stop! I don't want to go scuba diving in the toilet!" See? Now who would want that? Humans are annoying enough as it is. We don't need toys to add on to that. Also, they would always feel left out and be all "AW! You got to play with her yesterday!" then you'd be all "So? this one's cuter." Then their feelings would get hurt. I think we can all agree that toys stay silent.