My name is Raul.
Raul the Daisy, that is me. A few months a ago I was just a little seed, in
just a little packet, hanging on a
little display thing in Menards. Then the most kindest lady ever came and bought me, along with my
siblings. So this very super very nice lady that bought me and my family, took
as all home to her garden. Then, very carefully she placed us all into the dirt
and then pat pat patted us down. Now, I have to admit, it was pretty darn scary
down there, all cold and wet and junk. But, whatever, eventually I grew, and
though I started out all sweet and innocent like, I soon became the most
evilest daisy of all time. I think. I didn’t really get too meet many other
daisies, with me being stuck in the ground and all, but you know, I can hope. So anyways, once
everyone grew out of the dirt, we all
got water, and boy was that good. Except, I feel like I didn't get
enough, so one day I stuck one of my roots into my brother Paul's dirt and
stole some of his, not like he would notice or anything. And that's how it all
started. Day by day, little by little, I would steal even more and more water.
Hey, I cant help it, I was just a thirsty flower, but it was now a habit and I
couldn't stop. Long story short, I killed them. Every last one. Yeah yeah,
don't judge me. I killed all my family blah blah blah, but on the bright side,
I now get a whole watering can to myself.
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